kylie minogue

I met Kylie today.

(Of the Minogues.)

The hoops I had to jump through, I tell you what.  Me the whale next to the world's smallest pop star (her head is smaller than my stomach).

But either way, isn't that a leetle bit noice?

Twins, take note. You were there. I know by the time you're old enough you'll probably view Kylie like how I view Barry Manilow, but you need to know that this was A. Big. Deal.