Well punch my arm and call me Matthew.
Mate.
Four days of absolute crazy mayhem, British festie-style.
I'm now at work trying to bang together a presentation for our MD, and am so retarded, when I went to the toilet, I discovered my watch on upside down and my panties on back to front and inside out.
That's how no sleep for four days will affect you.
I can tick the box - I've done some crazy stuff now. That I probably never need to do again.
God it was fun.
I will diarise tomorrow.
It is the eve of my [gulp, fuck, loser, arrgh help me, this is torture, why can't I stay young, Peter Pan save me motherlover, fuck fuck fuck] 31st birthday.
Tomorrow, after all this debauchery, I turn 31.
I'm no longer just thirty. I'm in my thirties. For the first time in my life, I am absolutely dreading this birthday.
I cried about it over the weekend. But that might've been the cider.
The best gift for an almost 31 year old non-married, non-pregnant girl though? By far a ticket to a four day top-rated British festival in the middle of an island.
Wow. Mental.
Mate. Will document tomorrow when I've stopped drooling and can read properly, and when have caught up on sleep.
Mate.
Four days of absolute crazy mayhem, British festie-style.
I'm now at work trying to bang together a presentation for our MD, and am so retarded, when I went to the toilet, I discovered my watch on upside down and my panties on back to front and inside out.
That's how no sleep for four days will affect you.
I can tick the box - I've done some crazy stuff now. That I probably never need to do again.
God it was fun.
I will diarise tomorrow.
It is the eve of my [gulp, fuck, loser, arrgh help me, this is torture, why can't I stay young, Peter Pan save me motherlover, fuck fuck fuck] 31st birthday.
Tomorrow, after all this debauchery, I turn 31.
I'm no longer just thirty. I'm in my thirties. For the first time in my life, I am absolutely dreading this birthday.
I cried about it over the weekend. But that might've been the cider.
The best gift for an almost 31 year old non-married, non-pregnant girl though? By far a ticket to a four day top-rated British festival in the middle of an island.
Wow. Mental.
Mate. Will document tomorrow when I've stopped drooling and can read properly, and when have caught up on sleep.
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