dicks and thatcherism

Isn't she immense?



Many of my friendships are laced with ridiculous emails.



Here's a sample of yesterday's, in the event you want details:



To: The Dove

From: Peas on Toast

Re: Let's create a Dicktionary



Dude. Had a new idea. A new publishing iniatitive. Let's create a DICKTIONARY. You know, a Dicktionary: A Dictionary for Dicks.



We could create a glossary that's more 'street' than Urban Dictionary.



1) LOLZ! (n) (No seriously LOL!) ----> must be written with a Z, in caps and always have exclamation mark, and only be used to describe the laughs emitted from a ridiculous moment.

"I was LOLLING all over the place, LOLZ."



2) "Aye yo fo sheezy" ---> RnB throwback with reference to D'Angelo and Tu Pac (90s RnB heroes). Also means "definitely."



Keen?



To: Peas on Toast

From: The Dove

Re: Re. Let's create a Dicktionary



LMAOAHAH - Laughed my ass off and had a hernia



BRBAFHS - Be right back after fetching ham sandwich



WTFFAW - What the fuck fat ass wanka



WTFWDMBG - What the fuck where did my bike go?



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To: Peas on Toast

From: She Who Hates Socialists

Re: Skoda Socialist hoax



Do you think this is some sort of elaborate socialist HOAX?



To: She Who Hates Socialists

From: Peas on Toast

Re: Skoda Socialist hoax



Have to say I'm a little skeptical. Can a Skoda travel that speed really really? Without being thrown down a steel mine shaft? Filled with socialists?

(The car, not the shaft.)



PS: Dude.

1) Do you have Margaret Thatcher's email address. I need to ask her something.



To: Peas on Toast

From: She Who Hates Socialists

Re: Skoda Socialist hoax



Of course I do. info@margaretthatcher.org.



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Isn't that just a party line for conservatives? If so, expect my mail, Margaret.